You haven't had a drink yet, and you're already giving it to me! Now that's what I call meri christmas

He impregnated me. So he gave you a baby for New Year's Eve? 😳

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

Olivier's finished, now we're fucking to orgasm under the Christmas tree

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one