You haven't had a drink yet, and you're already giving it to me! Now that's what I call meri christmas

He impregnated me. So he gave you a baby for New Year's Eve? 😳

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

Olivier's finished, now we're fucking to orgasm under the Christmas tree

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one